Some People II

-> are like tea bags. They don't know their own strength until they get
into hot water.
-> are like the twenty-five cent stamps. You don't appreciate them
until they are gone.
-> are like wheelbarrows, trailers or canoes. They need to be pushed,
pulled or paddled.
-> are perfect for hot weather. They leave people cold.
-> are proud of their parking tickets. It proves they found a place to
park.
-> are saving pennies today. What else can you do with them?
-> are so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth
without lying a little.
-> are trying to overcome the rubber shortage by writing checks that
bounce.
-> are wise and some are other-wise.
-> who have half an hour to spare, usually spend it with someone who
hasn't.
-> who jump at conclusions often lose sight of the hurdle.
-> who think they are in the swim are all wet.
-> who think they're in the groove are just in a rut.
-> who claim they are on a diet observe it only between meals.
-> who don't pay their taxes in due time, do time.

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