Slut

A lovely woman decided to visit a penthouse restaurant.

So she rode the elevator to the top floor of the building. She had a
drink at the bar and then decided to get some fresh air, so she walked
out on the balcony. She got too close to the railing and fell over the
side.

As she was falling about thirteen floors, a man was standing on the
balcony below. He reached out his arms and engulfed her, pulling her to
his chest. He asked, "Do you screw?" She answered, of course not, I'm
not a slut!" The man opened his arms and said, "sorry!"

As she had fallen another thirteen floors, another man was standing n a
balcony, and he reached out, grabbed her in his arms, pulled her to his
chest and asked, "Do you suck?" She answered, "Of course not. what kind
of a girl do you think I am?" The man opened his arms, and said,
"Sorry!"

As she had fallen another thirteen floors, another man was standing on
a balcony. He reached out, engulfed her with his arms, and pulled her to
his chest.  Before he had a chance to say anything, she says, "Look, I
screw, I suck, and I'll do anything else you want!" He opens his arms
and says, "You slut!"

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